Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Neutrinos are into physicists.
On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise:@ 'Where no man has gone before'
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
I claim that wasn't necessary. (D. D.)
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Oh you never would believe where these little cookies come from.
Neuroses are red,@ Melancholia's blue.@I'm schizophrenic,@ What are you?
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;@ Open it and you remove all doubt.
This cookie will soon appear as a Bantam paperback.
Save Soviet Jews!@ Collect them or trade them with your friends.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Weekend, where are you?
Grass is nature's way of saying 'High!'
Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Individualists unite!
Money is the root of all wealth.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
Remember, the fact that you're paranoid@ doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!
Men have many faults,@ Women only two:@ Everything they say,@ And everything they do!
Happiness is twin floppies.
Happiness is a hard disk.
Teamwork is vital!@ (It gives you someone to blame.)
Keep America Beautiful.... emigrate.
Disregard the previous cookie.
If God had been in favor of homosexuality,@ He never would have created Anita Bryant!
If all men were brothers,@ would you let one marry your sister?
I'm all for computer dating,@ But I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
If you eat yogurt you'll have lots of culture.
Chemists really know their bismuth.
If everything is coming your way,@ you're in the wrong lane!
The expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he@ sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
Documentation is the castor oil of programming ...@ Managers know it must be good because the programmers@ hate it so much.
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its@ capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system.
The bearing of a child takes nine months,@ no matter how many women are assigned to the project.
The generation of random numbers is too important@ to be left to chance.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming@ must be the process of putting them in.
Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your operators.
Eschew Obfuscation!
Are movies about Vulcans Pathe-logical?
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
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An expert is someone from out of town.
If you see an onion ring@ -answer it!
Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Don't read this cookie!
Poverty begins at home.
Do it today,@ Tomorrow it will be illegal.
In case of fire,@ yell 'FIRE!'
Postmen never die,@ they just lose their zip.
This cookie back by popular demand!
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Old frogs never die,@ But they do croak!
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
Every time I lose weight,@ It finds me again!
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
Whom computers would destroy,@ they must first drive insane.
It's better to copulate than never!
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - -@ it says so right here on the label.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Clones are people two.
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Laetrile is the pits.
Got Mole problems? 23@ Call Avogadro at 6.02 X 10
Neil Armstrong tripped.
God did not create the world in seven days.@ He partied for six and then pulled an all-nighter.
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.
To make tax forms true they should read 'Income Owed Us' and@ Incommode You'.
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray.
For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for li
Heard on Noahs' ark: Sailing is fun,@ but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
We all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of wa
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncan
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy!
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
On all lasergrams: Don't forget the Zap code.
Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
There's no future in time travel.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Take an astronaut to launch.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Confucious say too damn much!
Reality does not exist - yet.
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Never leave anything to chance;@ make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
Small programs are for small minds.
All programmers want arrays!
I BM. You BM. We all BM for IBM!
Satyrs have more faun.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Things worth having are worth cheating for.
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
Fauns are never Satyr-sfied!
Astronauts get missile-toe.
If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down!
Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
Sorry - the Cookie Monster got here first.
Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!
Raise ducks for quack profit.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
If it works, Don't fix it.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof@ because fools are so ingenious.
Interchangeable parts won't.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
The problem with any unwritten law is that you@ don't know where to go to erase it.
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal,@ if you don't use your thumbs.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal,@ if you are all thumbs.
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
The concept seems to be clear by now. It has been defined@ several times by example of what it is not.
APL is a write only language:@ You can write programs in it; but try and read them!
Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros.
Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Children should be obscene and not heard.
Do unto others before they undo you.
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first!
He who hesitates is constipated.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
The best things in life are for a fee.
He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end@ I wouldn't be suprised!
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
Topologists are just plane folks.@ Pilots are just plane folks.@ Carpenters are just plane folks.@ Midwest farmers are just plain folks.@ Musicians are just playin' folks.@ Whodunit readers are just Spillaine folks.@ Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.
You can fool some of the people all of the time,@ and all of the people some of the time,@ but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Astronauts are out to launch.
Winter is I-commin back!
Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation.
If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons@ really was a nut?
gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions!
Be alert, America needs more lerts.
Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
There is no such thing as a 'Fail Safe' design.
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing.
Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
Engineers do it precisely. Technicians do it a lot.
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that@ money doesn't buy happiness.
Poverty is the root of all evil.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Smile! Things can only get worse.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
There are two kinds of people in this world:@ Those that want to BE something,@ and those that want to DO something.@ (There is less competition in the second category.)
Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
Vice Versa - poems about brothels?
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Give a speculator an inch and he'll build a condo.
Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way@ to insure hairy fingers.
Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the insi
Even though one keeps his nose to the grindstone, it does not mean@ that he is good for anything besides cutting bread with his nose.
There's no fuel like an old fuel.
Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough.
Old doughnut makers never die,@ they just get tired of the whole business.
Did you say your uncle kicked the bucket?@ No, he just turned a little pail.
Chemists have solutions.
Note to mothers: when diapering your babies, don't do anything rash.
I hate rabbit jokes, they're so coney!
Geometer turned general - a sphereless leader.
Old bakers never die, you just can't get a rise out of them.
Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way.
Sado-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.
Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbuilt.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
A linguist thought it a farce@ That memory space was so sparse.@ One day they increased it.@ Said he as he seized it:@ 'At last! Enough core for the parse'.
Computer actors will never be great;@ they only get bit parts!
Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
We are not punished for our sins,@ but by them.
Middle Age:@ Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Eat Shit!@ 10 Billion flies can't be wrong.
Nixon saw deep throat ten times,@ but he still hasn't gotten it down Pat!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
A zygote is a gamete's method of producing more gametes.@ This may be the purpose of the universe.
If God had intended man to have computers,@ he would have given him 16 fingers.
All work and no play,@ will make you a manager.
If we can't fix it - its broken!
Is it Friday yet?
Engineers never die -@ They just lose their tolerance.
She offered her honor,@ He honored her offer.@And all through the night,@ It was honor and offer.
To do is to be. -- Nietzsche@To be is to do. -- Kant@Do be do be do. -- Sinatra
Roses are red;@ Violets are blue.@I'm schizophrenic,@ And so am I.
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the light.
Paraplegics of the world - Stand up for your rights!
Did Mt. St. Helens make Seattle Wash. ?
186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea -- It's the law.
Abortion is a miscarriage of justice.
I'm an influential person - gravitationally speaking.
If you knew what Mona Lisa knew, you'd smile too.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Israel's actions are often Suez-cidal.
Nice computers don't go down.
The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction.
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
Chicken feed is what most of our nest eggs have turned into.
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster@ than being elected.
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
Prosperity is when your conversation changes@ from car pools to swimming pools.
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
The perfect secretary is one who types fast and runs slow.
A fool and your money are soon partners.
Win or lose, you lose.
Lt. Uhura says:'Subspace Communications-@ It's the next best thing to beaming there!'
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colons;
Every program is part of some other program and rarely fits.
It is easier to write an incorrect program than to understand a correct one.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which@ it was written and another for which it wasn't.
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
There are two ways to write error-free programs;@ only the third one works.
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the wo
The best book on programming for the layman is 'Alice in Wonderland';@ but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything,@ but the cost of nothing.
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
If your computer speaks English it was probably made in Japan.
A year spent in Artificial Intelligence is enough to make@ one believe in God.
Prolonged contact with computers turns mathematicians into@ clerks and vice versa.
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living@ definition of the word 'frustration'.
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's@ next-to-last theorem!
The computer is the ultimate polluter: its feces are indistinguishable@ from the food it produces.
The proof of a system's value is its existence.
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
Editing is a rewording activity.
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What's the Latin for office automation?
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
Epigrams are macros, since they are executed at read time.
A car raising contest is a jack off.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Economics is called the dismal science, but that's just@ because most economists are dismal scientists.
Cookies are to be eaten... C H O M P !
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?@ When his lips move.
There's a seeker born every minute! --- Jerry Falwell
We will release no software before its time.
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing.
Honesty is next to poverty.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
In GOD we trust -@ all others require a phase review.
Disks travel in packs.
A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
Equal bytes for women.
Get off your ASCII.
Hard where? Soft where?
The agony of delete.
My computer puts out.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
I come unbundled.
Your Zip file is open.
My components are indiscreet.
'I've heard of wooden legs and plastic arms,@ but a hickory dickory, Doc?'
Jesus saves!@ Immanuel Kant.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Whatever happened to the good old days@ when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Remember, even if you win the rat race -@ you're still a rat.
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Anarchy is against the law.
Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
Archimedes had no principles!
Old soldiers never die -@ young ones do.
Pray for the success of atheism.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Condense soup, not books.
Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because@ it is next to exciting Camden, NJ.
Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
The reason the government thinks you're just a number@ is because it's just a machine.
Chastity is its own punishment.
Keep the X in Xmas.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
For those of you who think life is a joke,@ just think of the punchline.
Give me librium or give me meth.
The only dope worth shooting is Nixon.
Mankind has an incestuous relationship with mother earth.
Save our virgin forests -@ buy a tree a chastity belt.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
Keep grandmothers off the streets - legalize bingo.
These days govt. is a four letter word.
Any government that's strong enough to give the people@ everything they want is a government that's strong@ enough to take it away.
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
Boy Hippie: a guy who looks like a Jill and smells like a john.
Oedipus come home, all is forgiven.@ Mother
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
THINK!@ or THWIM!
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
Lives there a man with soul so dead
Who never to himself hath said,
'Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed!'
The cost of liberty is less than the price of oppression.
Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
x n@ Se = f(u)
Noam Chomsky is an anti-semantic.
The more you cultivate people the more you turn up clods.
Zeus gave Leda the bird.
Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose@ but your chains.
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
All the world's a stage and the people on@ it are poorly rehearsed.
Hire the handicapped@ They're fun to watch.
A bird in the hand can be messy.
Support striking Air Traffic Controllers@ And ugly ones too.
Reagan can't act either.
Above all else - sky.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Serfs up - Spartacus.
Clark Kent is a transvestite.
The only difference between an unclear war@ and a nuclear war is the way you use the UN.
An American's a person who isn't afraid to@ criticize the President - but is always@ polite to traffic cops.
Do not write on walls - use a typewriter.
War is good business - invest your sons.
Give - help send a girl to Boy's Town.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
Stamp out philately.
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed.
The only race worth winning is the human race.
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
At our last party we were all making Mary,@ then we jumped for Joy!
Only cream and bastards rise to the top.
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at@ the tracks.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its@ electrical cord.
All's well that ends.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept@ and the hours are lost.
All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.
It is better to have loved a short man than never to have@ loved a tall.
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
Coed dorms promote campus unrest.
Abolish first marriages!
He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
Support National Motherhood Week - Make one today!
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Anal erotics are behind us all the way.
Mother Earth is not flat!
Hire the morally handicapped.
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
'LOVE' is nothing but 'SEX' mispelled.
'SEX' is nothing but 'LOVE' misunderstood.
11-PDP eht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
A cow eats without a knife.
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose confidence.
A king's castle is his home.
A lie in time saves nine.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
A present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
A wise man can see more from a mountain top than@ a fool can from bottom of a well.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom,@ you may put in it what ideas you please,@ and take them out again, without being observed.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
Art is your fate; don't debate.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected erro
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of demand.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.
Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.@ -- MAE WEST.
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Thoreau
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
By following the good, you learn to be good.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Common sense is very uncommon.
Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantage.
Conversation enriches the understanding,@ but solitude is the school of genius.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't get yourself involved with persons or situations@ that can't bear inspection.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,@you can always take something for it.
Draw your salary before spending it.
Economy makes men independent.
Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Every purchase has its price.
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
Friendship one soul in two bodies.
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.
Good friends and fish stink after 3 days. - Ben Franklin
Especially if you don't refrigerate them. - Terry Mahoney
Good health will be yours for a long time.
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser.
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
He that will not command his thoughts@ will soon lose the command of his actions.
He thinks he could easily win your heart.
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
He who invents adages for others to peruse@ takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
Help fight continental drift.
Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
How many 'coming men' has one known! Where on earth do they all go to?
How you look depends on where you go.
Hush! Hush! Secret! I came from a fortune cookie factory.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
I don't remember ever having had the itch,@ and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures,@ and so handy.
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
I never fail to convince an audience that@ the best thing they could do was to go away.
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long@ because they don't like solitary confinement.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.@ Quit work and play for once.
If you believe in gambling in the end you will sell your house.
If you continually give you will continually have.
If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;@ but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
If you wish, You will have an opportunity.
If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
Integrity is praised, and starves.
It is fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
It is commonly not your practice to make up your mind until the last minute.
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly@ unless one has plenty of work to do.
It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
It is unwise to trust those you do not know well.
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves flag.
It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
It's clever, but is it art?
It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American@ space mission has already begun.
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgot
Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer,@ then you there is nothing in it.
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
Lonely is a man without love.
Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait.
They never meet.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
Love is sentimental measles.
Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
Make a wish, it might come true.
Make new friends but keep the old ones;@ One is silver and the other's gold.
Make this evening a memorable one.
Man and wife make one fool.
Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady!
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
Many pages make a thick book,@ except for pocket bibles which are on very, very thin paper.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- VOLTAIRE
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Might as well be frank, monsieur.@ It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
My interest is in the future@ because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
New financial propositions may be offered at the turn of the year.
Nice guys get sick.
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it human nature.
No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts@ - for support rather than illumination.
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves@ for their inability to give bad examples.
On a clean disk you can seek forever.
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
Only someone with nothing to be sorry@ for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want@ and are willing to go through hell to get it.
People will laugh at you, but let not that prevent you.
People who have never tried it have no idea how pleasant being nasty can be.
People who have no faults are terrible;@ there is no way of taking advantage of them.
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Please all, and you will please none.
Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule.
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Pride invites calamity; humility reaps its harvest.
Promptness is its own reward,@ if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal@ down Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Satire is what closes in New Haven.
Seek companionship, love and social activity at home.
Share your happiness with others today.
She's learned to say things with her eyes@ that others waste time putting into words.
Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
Someone is speaking well of you.
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Stop day dreaming about success. Go out and obtain it.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
That must be wonderful! I dont understand it at all.
The actions of your mate or close allies will@ help you to make an important decision.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains@ because the average man can see better than he can think.
The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The brave man is known only in war;@ the wise man in anger;@ the friend in time of need.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction@ to a tedious book.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
The fish that escaped is the big one.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings@ when you put a load of relatives on the train for home.
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.
The next dreadful thing to a battle lost is a battle won.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
The order and connection of ideas is the same@ as the order and connection of things.
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
The plural of spouse is spice.
THE PROGRAMMERS' CHEER? --@SHIFT TO THE LEFT, SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!@POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.
The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer.@ The haves get more, have-nots die.
The star of riches is shining upon you.
The time is right to make new friends.
The time is right to pursue your endeavors.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The value of knowledge lies not in its accumulation, but in its utilization.
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
There are few people more often in the wrong@ than those who cannot endure to be thought so.
There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
There are three things I have always loved and never understood@ - art, music, and women.
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat.
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
There will always be some delightful mysteries in your life.
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
Think twice before speaking. But don't say 'think think click click'.
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.
To criticize the incompetent is easy;@ it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
To do is to be - Nietzsche@To be is to do - Sartre@Do be do be do - Sinatra
To give happines is to deserve happiness.
To iterate is human, to recurse is divine.
To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
Traveler, there is no path, paths are made by walking.
True happiness will be found only in true love.
Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
Valuable insights and your persuasive ability achieve results.
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
We read to say that we have read.
What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is@ that they think themselves cleverer than we are.
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is@ that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What passes for woman's intuition is@ often nothing more than man's transparency.
What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
When you become used to never being alone, you may consider your Americanized.
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement@ unless it was to avoid responsibility?
Wisdom and good sense guard life from harm.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
Without health you cannot enjoy wealth or happiness.
Words are the voice of the heart.
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
You are a general favorite among your many friends.
You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions.
You are always busy.
You are broad minded and socially active.
You are capable of planning your future.
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
You are clever, alert, and intellectual.
You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
You are fairminded, just and loving.
You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends.
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
You are fixed in your opinions and will not be easily moved from your purpose.
You are generous and always think of the other fellow.
You are going to have a new love affair.
You are heading for a land of sunshine.
You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
You are magnetic in your bearing.
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
You are standing on my toes.
You are the center of every group's attention.
Your are the guiding star of his existence.
You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
You are versatile, energetic, artistic and good-natured.
You are witty and fond of fun.
You can do very well in speculation where land@ or anything to do with earth is concerned.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back.
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
You enjoy the company of other people.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
You have a truly strong individuality.
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come contact.
You have a yearning for perfection.
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
You have an unusual magnetic personality.
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
You have many friends and very few enemies.
You have no real enemies.
You have the attitude of a winner.
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
You like participating in competitive sports.
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
You love peace.
You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
You must be patient for a little while.
You need not worry about your future.
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness.
You will always be successful in your business or professional career.
You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
You will be a guest at a gay party that'll have inportant consequences for you.
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
You will be married within a year.
You will be proud in manner but tolerant and generous.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
You will be successful in love.
You will be successful in your work.
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
You will be surrounded by luxury.
You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
You will be unusually successful in business.
You will engage in a profitable business activity.
You will engage in a profitable friendship.
You will enjoy the high praise of solving a problem of long standing.
You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
You will have long and healthy life.
You will have many friends when you use corkscrew.
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
You will marry your present lover and be happy.
You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
You will never know hunger.
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
You will secure the greatest degree of happiness if you marry young.
You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
You will soon take that long awaited vacation.
You will step on the soil of many countries.
You will triumph over your enemy.
You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts.
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
Your business will assume vast proportions.
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Your domestic life may be harmonious.
Your first impressions of people are best.
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation.
Your long forgotten kindness to someone will bring a substantial sum of money.
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.
Your next acquaintance will be the right one.
Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat.
Your present plans will be successful.
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment.
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.
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I wouldn't mind the COBOL@ if it weren't for the "OBOL" bit. - Mats Sjoblom
2 + 2 = 5@ for sufficiently large values of 2 - Rudi Langer
An object is data with an opinion
Free Nelson Mandela!@ (while supplies last)
"The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more@ expected."@@ -- <UNIX Programmer's Manual>, 2nd Ed., June 1972
When IBM says "4th quarter", don't say "9/89", say "12/31/89" ;-)@ -Ward Christensen
"regular backups should be made of your filesystems so that,@ should any corruption occur, you have something to restore."@ -SCO Unix V Installation Procedure
I kick my vax every day and it doesn't complain. -Byron Howes
"X is just RasterOp on wheels."@ Bill Joy@ 1-9-87
CPR Methodology:@ Give the stiff the benefit of the doubt.
"When 80286s are outlawed, only outlaws will have 80286s"@ Eric Griswold (sco!ericg)
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
Some words are worth a thousand pictures.
[Captain! Sensors indicate the presence of a line ea...{Munch!}]
It is much cheaper in the long run@to pay an exhorbitant fee to an experienced outsider@than to build your own staff,@if the work isn't permanent or full-time or if it is not a key activity.@ -Peter Drucker
EVERY TIME I FLAME MICROPORT I GET A CALL FROM SCO. --Steve Nuchia
"Teaching COBOL ought to be regarded as a criminal act" --- Edsger Dijkstra
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.@ Henry Spencer
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.@ -Victor Borge
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let the Wookiee win.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
MENSA reminder:@ Use your head for more than a hat rack.
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Many pages make a thick book.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Might as well be frank, monsieur.@It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
There is simply no other communications program I've tried@that's in a class with ProYAM. And I've tried most of 'em.@ -Dave Hoagland
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
No directory
Not many find religion through baton twirling, but then,@not many discover the dark side of the force.
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
One Bell System - it sometimes works.
One Bell System - it works.
One Bell System - it used to work.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
Ours is not to question why, but to program and die.
Out of inodes
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
Permission denied.
Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
Quit bothering me. Go away.
Remember......@ Only you can prevent software piracy.
Revolutions are won by the poor and healthy, not the rich and sick.
Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9)
Round up the usual suspects.
Save gas, don't eat beans.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Small model shared data copy failure
Snow Day - stay home.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The early worm gets the bird.
The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
The haughty do but build castle walls behind which they try to hide their@doubts and fears. - Dune
The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest will voyage to the stars.
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
The reason for your problem with girls centers around your tendancy to@try to initialize automatic arrays.@ -Hedley.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
The world is not user friendly.
This conversation never happened.
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
Those who can do, those who can't, write.
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
Those who can, do; those who can't, write.@Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
To criticize the incompetent is easy.@It is more difficult to criticize the competent.
To err is human; to admit it is not.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
Transformers hum because they don't know the words.
Trekkies have Warped minds.
Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. When the chips are down, and@communications become vital, I'll find myself at the command line of Pro-YAM.@Every time. ...DaveH"
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
Unix soit qui mal y pense
Use your Noodles@ -Ariel Rubenstein
Vulcan speak with forked tongue, Kemo Sabee.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
When a creature has developed into one thing, he will choose death@rather than change into his opposite.
When in doubt, lead trump.
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
When you've committed yourself to an architecture like IBM's,@you'd better become the world's expert in optimizing compiler technology.@ S. Johnson
And we don't want you just to "live with it" we want you to _LOVE_ it.@@ Sheldon Hall (Crosstalk) on Crosstalk Mark IV
While it is true God doesn't shoot craps, he sure plays a mean hand in old maid.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Words are the voice of the heart.
Words must be weighed, not counted.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty little subdirectories, all alike.
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
You auto buy now.
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You dialed 5483
You have mail.
You might have mail.
You now have Asian Flu.
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
chess tonight
Life is complex, with real and imaginary parts.
memory failure - parity error
no file
no fs
psssst!..the password for root is 'mammaries'......@ -Matt
shell memory fault
spurious hd interrupt
spurious kb interrupt
syntax error
too big
When we try to conceal our innermost drives, the entire being screams betrayal.
To suspect your own mortailty is to know the beginning of terror;@to learn irrefutably that you are mortal it to know the end of terror.
"Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."@ -Butlerian Jihad
Real computers don't say "Abort, Retry, Ignore".
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***
It's such a fine line between clever and stupid.@ - Spinal Tap
If u cn rd ths, u 2 cn bcum a prgrmr & mk bg $.
Confuscious say, 'Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient!'. Chris
Confucius say '...broadcaster who believe in multi-mode...' may get Kahned!
If God creates everything in His Own Image, He has a quality control problem.
"Reality is a crutch for people that can't handle science fiction"
'Correct usage' is the dialect of the class that has the army.@ - Robert Heinlein
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.
If you do it yourself, sooner or later you'll need a bigger hammer.
"If we die, we want people to accept it. We're in a risky business, and we@hope if anything happens to us, it will not delay the program. The conquest@of space is worth the risk of life."@@ Virgil I. Grissom
If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
Parachutists are good to the last drop.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and has been known to cause cancer@in laboratory rats.@@ --Alexander Pope and the Surgeon General's Office
An analogy is like sex: the more you examine it, the worse it gets.
If it worked, we wouldn't call it High Technology.
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."@ -- George Carlin
"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."@ - Harlan Ellison
Many sins can be hidden behind command-line switches. -- Joe B.
"If you want PL/I, you know where to find it." -- DMR
You do not need a 32 bit zero value. You need a null pointer to@char. A null pointer to char is not a 32 bit zero value. It is@not a 16 bit zero value. It is not an 18 bit zero value. It is@not a 36 bit zero value. It is not a 48 bit zero value. It is@all of these, and none. -Chris Torek@
@@ //-n-\\@ _____---=======---_____@ ====____\ /.. ..\ /____====@ // ---\__O__/--- \\ Enterprise... Surrender or we'll@ \_\ /_/ send back your *&^$% tribbles !!!@@ Klingons -- Surrender or we'll beam over Ensign Crusher!@@
Creativity never goes unpunished.
"The Ideal Brain Tonic"@ 1893 Coca-Cola slogan
In order not to maintain the integrity of the language, "sizeof" remains an int.@ 80286 C Compiler notes
We're on an express elevator to hell -- GOING DOWN!!! /\ Josh /\ THRILL@ //\\ .. //\\ SEEKERS@A message from Spidey and the Spidey Team. ---->>> //\(( ))/\\ UNITE!!!@ / < `' > \@
Give computers an artificial intelligence and the@next thing you know they want to use the same bathroom.@ - Allan Dean Foster
PS/2: Yesterday's hardware today. | Henry Spencer, U of Toronto Zoology@OS/2: Yesterday's software tomorrow. | {allegra,ihnp4,decvax,utai}!utzoo!henry
... His postings were sending Usenet further toward that fine line@ between anarchy and chaos.
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.
Hell will freeze over and Gary Hart will lead us into a Better Tomorrow@ -Ian Sholls
What is the use of having a "great" source-level debugger@when the compilers put bugs in that AREN'T in the source?@ Jeff Brenton 76703,1065
\\\!///@ _ _ @ ( Q Q )@ ---,,,,-------U-------,,,,---@@It's okay to say the U... word.
"When you purchase PROCOMM PLUS you'll receive the following:@@ - Perpetual license to use the software you have purchased."
"Amazing the bugs that can still be running around@in a 10 year old piece of code" - Jim Willing
Therapy doesn't work and costs far more than giving in to your@first-on-the-block fettish. -SJB
That didn't work
The DeathStar rotated slowly,@towards its target, and sparked@an intense SUNbeam. The green world@of unics evaporated instantly...
Real Unix system programmers don't use menus.
Better to curse the darkness than go around lighting small candles.
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+---------------------------------------------------------------------+@ | Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address. |@ +---------------------------------------------------------------------+@
One needs to keep an open mind -- but not so open the brain falls out.
There's no accounting for the mistakes of plebes.
"Know how to open Windows. Understand the impotence of OS/2."@ -Microsoft want ad
